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Dear Diary,
It's me, Timon. -well, obviously. Who else could it be?
Based off the reactions from the discussion about Pumbaa and I, as well as our kids, I realized that, being as young and handsome as I am, it wouldn't hurt to start seeing other animals. Kids? I'm not ready for that kind of commitment. Wartkats, Meerhogs? I never really thought of it that way, though I'm sure Pumbaa would love them regardless what they looked like. He did try to raise that ugly chicken once.
Recently, I stumbled upon a pulchritudinous young woman to whom I believe I have fallen maddly in love with. Without her, I feel as though I am incomplete and frightfully alone. I guess what they say is right, sometimes one can find love in the most unlikely of places.
Shenzi Marie Predatora Veldetta Jacquelina Hyena, you've stolen my heart...
It's me, Timon. -well, obviously. Who else could it be?
Based off the reactions from the discussion about Pumbaa and I, as well as our kids, I realized that, being as young and handsome as I am, it wouldn't hurt to start seeing other animals. Kids? I'm not ready for that kind of commitment. Wartkats, Meerhogs? I never really thought of it that way, though I'm sure Pumbaa would love them regardless what they looked like. He did try to raise that ugly chicken once.
Recently, I stumbled upon a pulchritudinous young woman to whom I believe I have fallen maddly in love with. Without her, I feel as though I am incomplete and frightfully alone. I guess what they say is right, sometimes one can find love in the most unlikely of places.
Shenzi Marie Predatora Veldetta Jacquelina Hyena, you've stolen my heart...
DISCUSS!
BETTER OR WORSE?
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