Tea Party Meme

[inthistyle.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the Tea Party Meme~!

Pick a tea you'd like to see your muse affected by! Have others choose for you! Use the Random Number Generator to pick! JUST HAVE FUN!

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc. - OR - Causes the drinker to freeze everything they touch

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11.Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

24. Apple tea: an apple a day, keeps the doctor away. Effects include a phobia of doctors, injuries, blood, other medical tools. Other effects will include: clumsiness and predisposition towards being injured.

Comments

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

WHAT?

[nonomoribird.livejournal.com]

He is treating me badly. I am frightened of him. He reminds me of my mother. [WHAT NO VERY NO]

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's it! I'm gonna fry that four-eyed twerp!

[nonomoribird.livejournal.com]

[wait, no, Urd, don't -]

... Please.

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

[she takes Yorda by the shoulders, peering seriously into her eyes] Tell me everything he did to you!

[nonomoribird.livejournal.com]

[can't say anything, just sobs, unable to understand why she's saying these things, especially when they aren't true]

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

[oh god, it's worse than she thought! Urd hugs Yorda close, scowling. MAO, YOU ARE GOING DOWN.]

[nonomoribird.livejournal.com]

[continues crying, praying that Urd will see it's not what it sounds like]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

[here we see the Mao in its natural habitat. Watch as he hovers over various beakers and bottles, pouring chemical after chemical together and observing the results. So wrapped up in his work is the Mao, that he has failed to notice the trail of drool dribbling from the corner of his mouth.

What will he do when an angry goddess enters his territory? Let us observe.]

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

[CRACK! Urd has exploded through his roof with Yorda in her arms, landing heavily enough that the floor cracks under her as well.]

MAO!

[nonomoribird.livejournal.com]

[clings to Urd, afraid and not wanting anyone to get hurt. She's too terrified to say anything, though, and continues to cry.]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

[Mao nearly drops too much of some chemical or another in the beaker and panics a bit before realizing that everything is okay. Then he turns to Urd, forgetting about his current condition (because I am evil and want him to keep lying)]

What the hell do you think you're doing?! You interrupted a completely safe procedure! You could have made everything turn out right!

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

[she sets Yorda down carefully before pointing dramatically at Mao, the tip of her finger charged with electricity] It's time for divine punishment! You'll pay for hurting Yorda!

[wait, what did he say? She slowly lowers her hand a bit]

[nonomoribird.livejournal.com]

[dashes in front of Mao, arms held out to shield him]

Please stop him!

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

[give him a moment, he's too busy being angry] And why the hell did you have to break into my lab like that?! Do you have any idea how long it's going to take to fix this myself?! I'm going to work on it immediately! It'll be done in an instant! Damn you... Sit on that bed right now while I get to work!

[wait a minute]

...Oi, Yorda. Why did she come in here carrying you like that?

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

... [okay, now she's really confused. WHAT IS GOING ON.]

A-Are you two...lying every time you open your mouths?

[nonomoribird.livejournal.com]

There was no reason for it, Mao.

No! [Yes! Yes, she is! And she didn't even know how to lie before!]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

[there is only one way Mao can think of to reply to this.]

I hate science.

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

[Yep, that does. All of Urd's righteous anger is out of her in an instance] Oi, you two...

[nonomoribird.livejournal.com]

[actually gapes at Mao, completely shocked that he would say such a thing.]

Please do not help us, Urd!

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Maybe... some sort of truth serum was in that tea. That's boring. To think someone would even bother to create something like that! It's all been done before, so why even think about it? Absolutely useless! Completely mundane~! It wouldn't even be interesting if it was used on that Ex-Fake Hero! [haaaaah~ Haaaaaah~ ♥]

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

[oh goddess, there he goes. She grabs Mao by his coat collar and takes Yorda by the arm and deposits them on his bed] Just sit there while I fix it, okay? You're lucky I didn't just fry you on the spot, Mao!

[she grumbles and goes over to Mao's lab equipment]

[nonomoribird.livejournal.com]

[smiles at Urd and blinks a bit at Mao, but really, she's seen him sciencegasm before, she's rather used to it]

Please do not do anything. We are fine.

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

[hearing that makes me feel sorry for Yorda]

I just started that, so change things if you need to.

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

[she rolls her eyes at Mao's words] I'm not gonna touch your little science project, okay?

[she begins working but suddenly an idea forms. Her back still to them, she smiles.] So, Mao...what do you think of Yorda?