Tea Party Meme

[inthistyle.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the Tea Party Meme~!

Pick a tea you'd like to see your muse affected by! Have others choose for you! Use the Random Number Generator to pick! JUST HAVE FUN!

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc. - OR - Causes the drinker to freeze everything they touch

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11.Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

24. Apple tea: an apple a day, keeps the doctor away. Effects include a phobia of doctors, injuries, blood, other medical tools. Other effects will include: clumsiness and predisposition towards being injured.

Comments

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

... [okay, now she's really confused. WHAT IS GOING ON.]

A-Are you two...lying every time you open your mouths?

[nonomoribird.livejournal.com]

There was no reason for it, Mao.

No! [Yes! Yes, she is! And she didn't even know how to lie before!]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

[there is only one way Mao can think of to reply to this.]

I hate science.

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

[Yep, that does. All of Urd's righteous anger is out of her in an instance] Oi, you two...

[nonomoribird.livejournal.com]

[actually gapes at Mao, completely shocked that he would say such a thing.]

Please do not help us, Urd!

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Maybe... some sort of truth serum was in that tea. That's boring. To think someone would even bother to create something like that! It's all been done before, so why even think about it? Absolutely useless! Completely mundane~! It wouldn't even be interesting if it was used on that Ex-Fake Hero! [haaaaah~ Haaaaaah~ ♥]

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

[oh goddess, there he goes. She grabs Mao by his coat collar and takes Yorda by the arm and deposits them on his bed] Just sit there while I fix it, okay? You're lucky I didn't just fry you on the spot, Mao!

[she grumbles and goes over to Mao's lab equipment]

[nonomoribird.livejournal.com]

[smiles at Urd and blinks a bit at Mao, but really, she's seen him sciencegasm before, she's rather used to it]

Please do not do anything. We are fine.

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

[hearing that makes me feel sorry for Yorda]

I just started that, so change things if you need to.

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

[she rolls her eyes at Mao's words] I'm not gonna touch your little science project, okay?

[she begins working but suddenly an idea forms. Her back still to them, she smiles.] So, Mao...what do you think of Yorda?

[nonomoribird.livejournal.com]

[Yorda just deals with the sciencegasm. She's cool like that. She blinks at the project - no, Mao's been working on that for weeks, but their lies can't be helped right now]

Please break something.

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

Oi! Keep taking advantage of this situation! This is too comfortable!

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

[she laughs] Sounds like you have something to hide.

[she winks at Yorda over her shoulder, distilling some kind of chemical with magic]

[nonomoribird.livejournal.com]

[has NO IDEA why Urd is winking at her, so she merely blinks, meaning to express her belief in Mao, but...]

I think he is hiding something. [NO, SHE DOESN'T]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

[Mao flails a bit] I, I am not! I'm not hiding anything! [wait. that's what he meant to say! ...Crap, if you mean to lie it doesn't change things around! DX]

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Which means you are hiding something. Yorda? Ask Mao if he likes you.

[antidote still in the works here]

[nonomoribird.livejournal.com]

[she hesitates, puzzled, but Urd is helping them, and it does seem like an honest question]

Mao, do you like me?

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

[Mao is quiet for awhile, gaping like a fish and occasionally making a small, choking sound. After a little while longer, Mao casts a spell and encases himself in ice. Small sacrifices.]

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Tch. Weakling! [she finishes up the antidote and brings it over, holding two vials for each of them] Here. Drink it all. And just stay away from any other strange substances, okay?

[nonomoribird.livejournal.com]

[Yorda stares for a moment, a hurt look growing on her face. Does he really despise her that much?]

No, thank you, Urd. [gratefully accepts the vial and drinks it]

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

[he waits until he's free from the ice/able to drink and chugs the vial down. Unfortunately for Yorda, Mao doesn't notice her hurt at all] Keh, it's about time. What the hell is wrong with you, trying to take advantage of a situation like that?! Some goddess!

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

[irritated, she grabs his head and forces him to look at that sad, sweet girl next to him] Tell her you don't hate her or I'll turn your project to ash!

[nonomoribird.livejournal.com]

[Yorda shakes her head at Urd]

Please do not do that. He has worked very hard at it.

[madsciencemaou.livejournal.com]

[fjdklgjdaskl!] I never said I did! You were just fishing for something else, don't try to deny it! I know you talk about all that "Goddess of Love" crap!

If I hated her she wouldn't be here!

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

[well, that's good enough. She gives them both another glare before stalking off]

...damn kids.