paixaocrack | Tea Party Meme

Welcome to the Tea Party Meme~!

Pick a tea you'd like to see your muse affected by! Have others choose for you! Use the Random Number Generator to pick! JUST HAVE FUN!

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc. - OR - Causes the drinker to freeze everything they touch

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11.Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

24. Apple tea: an apple a day, keeps the doctor away. Effects include a phobia of doctors, injuries, blood, other medical tools. Other effects will include: clumsiness and predisposition towards being injured.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[she sips her rose tea and promptly begins sparkling -- on Urd, it almost seems natural as she tosses her hair back with a coy smile aimed his way] What?

[he stares at her, completely lost for a moment, his offense forgotten until...]

You're glittering. No, not glittering, sparkling. [Please, Urd, don't take that the wrong way.]

That's your move? You can do better than that. Talk about my eyes or something.

[well, she's a goddess, the sparkle might be normal. He swallows, fidgeting in his chair]

Er... they're lovely.

[she scoffs, sipping at the tea again...but pauses as she finally notices her hand, which is of course sparkling just as the Doctor said.]

...oh.

[stammers a bit again, holding his hands up]

You really do have beautiful eyes!

[she looks down at herself, adjusting the already too-low collar of her dress -- seems every inch of her is sparkling faintly. Sparkles hover around her as well.]

You're just saying that. Geez, this tea is affected too?

Oi! Just because I can lie doesn't automatically mean I will lie.

[looks up at the ceiling in a very flustered and determined fashion] Apparently, but at least you look nice with the sparkles.

Really? Thanks! Guess it's not as bad as, say...revealing all my innermost thoughts, huh?

[she takes another drink, heedless of the sparkles] Why don't you try a different tea?

... Shut up!

[fidgets, still flustered] No, thanks. I think I've had enough of tea. [and boy, he never thought he'd say that.]

You're no fun. Come on, Doctor, have a little fun. What are you afraid off? [sparkle sparkle]

How about something worse happening? Isn't that enough?

It's just tea! What's the worst that could happen?

[she reaches for the kettle with the white tea] Look, I'll try some of this and show you it's no big deal.

I dunno, you tell me!

[huffs a sigh] Fine, fine.

[she pours out some of the tea and takes a long, appreciative sip.]

There, see? Nothing...

[holy crap, naked doctor. She blinks and stares down into her cup, then back to him, then down to the cup. She's very glad there's a table covering certain...areas.]

...um.

[raises an eyebrow at her]

Something wrong?

[she sloooowly sets the cup down, actually blushing]

...

[stands up, going over to take her temperature] Did you manage to run into the tea that will make you have a fever?

[ooooooh dear. For all her talk, being confronted with this much Doctor is more than she's actually able to deal with right now. Not that she doesn't like what she sees, but come on. This is too much. She claps her hand over her eyes and looks away, still blushing furiously as she points towards her cup]

[completely clueless, not to mention that he doesn't have any sort of nudity taboo]

Don't just point, tell me!

[her short temper snaps and she whips her hand off her eyes to shout at him but then freezes for a moment. Eyes above the waist, eyes above the waist!]

Why don't you just try some yourself, big shot?

Oi! No need to snap at me! But fine.

[and abandoning all prior caution, he does]

... I don't see the problem, here.

...you can't be serious. [still avoiding looking anywhere but his face...] X-ray vision!

Right! It's cool!

[so irritated that he's less embarrassed by this than she is. She doesn't mind nudity, usually, but it's...the Doctor! Come on! She stands up with a snarl and points at her body]

This is cool?