Killer tomatoes.

Killer TOMATOES.

KILLER BLOODY TOMATOES?!

No. You do not drag an assassin into a strange world with barely her wits, with malicious company looming about, and suddenly start talking about killer vegetables.

If I were you mayor, I would run, fast and far. It would be best no one know what you look like, because if I see you a killer tomato will be the least of your worries.

... What the hell? Where did all these come from?! I thought the cupcakes were caused by Jack? Hn, I guess not after all...

Why are some of you people who will remain nameless so stupid? You're all getting worked up over a bunch of stupid cupcakes and tomatoes!

Just blow em' up!

Okay, some of you might not have powers... smash them with something! Don't stand there crying and moaning! They're *FOOD*!

.... Okay, damn WEIRD living food, I'll give you that, but still! Tch.

Don't expect me to do anything about them. Well, not unless you offer me something good. Maybe then I might be willing to take out some, but it'd have to be a pretty damn good offer!

Or else I'm just bothering with whatever ones dare get the hell in my way.

So... Heh. Rogue Tomatoes... Hope you've found a good hiding place, Timon. >D

The cupcakes are old news. The tomatoes are new. And I thought demon larvae were enough trouble. Although at least these don't drain energy like demon larvae. Though, I don't see why we can't attack them. If those of us who can defend ourselves can, we will. Regardless of what the poor mayor says. I'll be around if anyone needs a knight.

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Himeno? ...I might need you.
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What the HECK are tomatoes and cupcakes anyway?

Nice constructs, Mayor. >>; However, these still don't have alignments. >< What the hell is with this city and a lack of alignment in everything except the people and the "foreigners"?!?!

And no, I'm not going to be responsive. NO ONE's being helpful!

Who keeps killer food around? seriously, who? What is the matter with this place anyway, is it not filled with enough dangerous things? Oh no, let's not just have them running for their lives from a sadistic ghost or snippy dangerous women with thunder powers, let's get the vegetables and cupcakes a chance?!

I hate, HATE this place!

Oh...that cupcake is NOT sticking his hand in my book ba-OH. NO. YOU. DIDN'T.


...I'll be right back. Have some snacks to crush take care of.

So now this place is throwing living cupcakes and tomatoes at us. I'm not really surprised.

And I don't see why everybody's screaming. These things are easy to beat. Frozen cupcake, anybody?

The food's boring. I think I'll go find that annoying little Overlord kid and have some fun with him.

I bet he's with that nun girl. She's always easy enough to find and coerce. And startle. And...play with.

AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! THEY'RE MULTIPLYING!!! W-why do we even have these things here?! What use could they possibly- Oh no... They found me again! AGGGHH(Error: 0986093)HH! GET THEM (Error: 308720) OFF ME! LAHARL! (Error: System damaged) JACK! 26MEBODY, HELP M32859!!!!

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Of all the ridiculous things to have here...

Who caused that explosion? I think them and I need to have a little... chat. ♥