02 May 2007 @ 01:34 am
ATTENTION CITIZENS AND GUESTS OF PAIXAO: Our killer cupcake and rogue tomato farms have had a bit of a crisis!

A small explosion occurred, setting loose thousands of the city's cupcakes and tomatoes. Unfortunately, this was also considered pollination season for them.

For your safety, PLEASE STAY INDOORS.

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TOUCH OR PLAY WITH THEM. The city is NOT responsible for ANY damages you may incur!

And most of all, DO NOT PANIC.

It will take a bit of time to round them up, but be assured, the city's staff is working very hard on it.

Thank you,
The Mayor


(Okay guys, that's your cue!! Start posting in [livejournal.com profile] paixaocrack!! And most of all, HAVE FUN! Love ya!!)
 
 
02 May 2007 @ 04:23 am
 
Um... I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do...

Great. Does anyone know what baby, killer, ninja tomatoes eat?!

They're starting to gnaw on my shoes...
 
 
02 May 2007 @ 12:22 pm
 
Hey, Marluxia, are these little bastards things yours?? 'Cause I'd reeeeeeally appreciate it if you got rid of them please -

asdfdkslafjsdk; they're trying to take a bite outta my sitar!

Okay, if you want them back alive, speak now or forever hold your peace, man. I'm not taking prisoners. D8<
 
 
02 May 2007 @ 03:01 pm
*grumbles* *speaks in a voice thick with sleep, and still sounding tired* Why is it that whenever I'm not feeling well and trying to recover that people start screaming? I would really like to get a good night's sleep someday here. *sneezes* First those gray monster things that people call "nobodies". Then the wacky weather. Now more monsters? *sneezes again* Well, I'm not leaving my room this time. If they break down the door, I'll have to hope the voice'll take over. I have no energy to react right now. I'm going to try to get back to sleep. [/end voice post]