WATER WARS

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

You know what we need? I'll tell you what we need. We need...

A WATER WAR.

It's a bright sunny day at Destiny Islands and someone -- one might assume a goddess or something -- has left out a whole ARSENAL of water pistols, guns, cannons, kitchen sinks, ect. Anything you might need to get your friends or maybe that mouthy jerk a big splash to their stupid face! Maybe you wanna make up some of your own games or form alliances or just avoid getting wet in general (No one likes the smell of wet lion, no matter what they tell you).

This is just like every other sundry crack meme thing: post to be attacked or post to other threads to attack. Make more than one thread for different battles or alliances! Basically GO NUTS.

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[learntoloveem.livejournal.com]

[Pumbaa is loaded up with a pile of beach stuff that's about four times his height.]

I'm going as fast as I can, Timon. Maybe if we didn't have to bring so much stuff with us, it wouldn't all be so heavy, and I could walk a lot faster.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Pumbaa, are you suggesting that I packed wrongly for this excursion? That I don't know what I'm doing? Because I'm pretty sure I do. I'm pretty sure that the moment we find a place and set up you'll still have found something we've forgotten. No, that you've forgotten because I, unlike you, have come prepared for anything. Be it rain or shine! Hail or snow. Hurricanes, tropical cyclone's, tornadoes, giant meteors plummeting toward the Earth, alien invasions or just sun burn, I have come beyond completely and ultimately prepared.

Now. Pass me my sunblock!

[learntoloveem.livejournal.com]

Uh...Timon?

I think you forgot the sublock.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

What?

[learntoloveem.livejournal.com]

I don't think you packed it.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Well... Well neither did you.

[learntoloveem.livejournal.com]

You can't blame this one on me, Timon! You wouldn't let me pack anything!

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Of course not! Look what you're wearing; you can't even dress yourself, let alone pack for the both of us.

[learntoloveem.livejournal.com]

...But we don't usually wear clothes. I don't even understand why we're wearing swim trunks right now.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

You just don't understand fashion.

And to be honest, neither do I. But maybe it'll stop the girls from screamin' like they did the last time I was at the beach...

[learntoloveem.livejournal.com]

...Are you sure they were screaming because of you? I thought they were just running away 'cause I was there...

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

They were too far to smell you. [Liiiiies but... He wants you to feel better, buddy boy.] Besides, the smell of that food cart outta drown out your own personal aroma just fine.

Also, you're not burying me in the sand this time either.

[learntoloveem.livejournal.com]

[looking at Timon doubtfully] You think so?

And aw gee, Timon, but that was really fun last time! Oo, I know! Maybe you can bury me this time!

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

I know so.

Are you kiddin'? That'll take forever! No, we're gonna build me a sand palace in which I'll rule on high. You may be a short subject... Maybe... If you prove your worth.

[learntoloveem.livejournal.com]

Why do you get the one to rule it? I wanna rule it!

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Because I'm better suited... And I called dibs first.

[learntoloveem.livejournal.com]

But I never get to be the one in charge...

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Don't... Make that face.

[learntoloveem.livejournal.com]

[whimpers. Oh yes, he knows this is gonna work eventually Timon.]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

[He closes his eyes and throws his paws over his ears. He can't see you right now! He can't hear you right now! LALALALALALAAAA!]

Cut it out, Pumbaa!

[learntoloveem.livejournal.com]

[snorts and puts all the stuff down]

If you're not gonna let me rule then I'm not gonna carry this stuff anymore. [crosses his arms and turns his snout up and a way from Timon]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Works for me! This is the perfect spot, anyway.

[learntoloveem.livejournal.com]

[Pumbaa takes a towel and a beach umbrella]

I think the perfect spot is over there.

[He walks over to a nice, slightly shady spot under a tree that's growing from a rocky outcropping, and spreads out the towel.]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Well I'm staying here! [He throws his towel down and sits on it]

[learntoloveem.livejournal.com]

Fine!

[finishes with the towel and plops onto it, then puts on a pair of shades and pulls out a soda from nowhere. Will just be enjoying his nice, shady spot for the rest of the day]