WATER WARS

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

You know what we need? I'll tell you what we need. We need...

A WATER WAR.

It's a bright sunny day at Destiny Islands and someone -- one might assume a goddess or something -- has left out a whole ARSENAL of water pistols, guns, cannons, kitchen sinks, ect. Anything you might need to get your friends or maybe that mouthy jerk a big splash to their stupid face! Maybe you wanna make up some of your own games or form alliances or just avoid getting wet in general (No one likes the smell of wet lion, no matter what they tell you).

This is just like every other sundry crack meme thing: post to be attacked or post to other threads to attack. Make more than one thread for different battles or alliances! Basically GO NUTS.

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[ttlynotblue.livejournal.com]

That's a new way of saying hello...

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

You snuck up on me, big guy! We're in the middle of some serious warfare! [she bends down and fills up another water gun] Every man for himself!

[ttlynotblue.livejournal.com]

We are?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're in the middle of warfare and you're using those? You might as well be going unarmed!

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Hey! These puppies are quick-loading, elegant constructions of water armament!

[ttlynotblue.livejournal.com]

No, no, no. You're gonna get soaked out there. What you need is the CPS 3000. It includes a backpack for additional water meaning less trips for loading like yours here. [He props large water pistol over his shoulder and produces a second one in his other hand] And as for power? You'll need the CPS 1500. Size-to-power ratio, as well as range, is superb.

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Unwieldy. Seems like you're overcompensating. I'll show you! [she twirls her guns around her trigger finger and squirts him in the face again] Heh.

[ttlynotblue.livejournal.com]

... [He just stands there for a moment in silence before placing a pair of shades on]

Hasta la vista, baby. [Aaaaand blasts her with water]

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

W-Wait, Genie, c'mon, I -- [aaaand she is indeed blasted. The water is so strong she gets knocked back, but she recovers and flips over in the air, bringing both her guns up to squirt him in rapid fire succession.]

Oh, it's on now, blue boy!

[ttlynotblue.livejournal.com]

[He holds his arm out to block his face from being hit]

I'll be back. [He may be going to get better guns :|]

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

[as long as Genie is busy getting more ammo, Urd might as well do the same: as she dashes to the stockpile of weaponry, black and white wings unfold from her back and World of Elegance appears in a flurry of feathers. Urd kicks out with her foot, causing two large Super Soakers to flip up, immediately caught by the angel. With super speed, the goddess straps two holsters to her thighs, each with one more pistol. BEHOLD: 6 GUNS.]

[ttlynotblue.livejournal.com]

[Oh no you didn't! No, that is not happening. If you're pullin' that, Genie is sending in the clowns clones. Only two, to make things fair, but both are armed similar to him.]

Time to chill out. [Man, the Arnold voice just isn't helping here. As if on cue, all three fire at once.]

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

I'm just getting fired up! [she leaps back, tossing her guns up in the air and lobbing fireballs that evaporate the stream of water -- as the fire dissipates, she bursts through it and catches her guns, immediately shooting off rounds along with her angel as she runs along the beach]

[ttlynotblue.livejournal.com]

[You... Little cheat! He should have guessed this much. Fine, you wanna play with fire? He'll put out your flames.

Sirens can be head from behind Urd while she chases after him. The bright lights of a giant blue firetruck reflect off the water as it continues to wail, approaching quickly. The six Genie's fully equip in fire gear riding the truck prepare the hoses, apparently needing no hydrant in order to deliver a powerful blast of water at Urd.]

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

[she skids to a stop at the sound of sirens, confused and then alarmed at the hoses aimed at her. Before she can react, she's thrown back by the impact of so many hoses, tumbling over the sand. By the time the attack ends, she's sitting in a puddle of water, soaked, swimsuit in slight disarray]

Geez...

[ttlynotblue.livejournal.com]

[Hesitantly... He checks on her. HE KNOWS HER TRICKS >| But is too damn worried not to check on her] Are you alright?

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Hmph. Don't hold back or anything. [apparently affronted, she adjusts her various swimsuit straps and pushes back her hair, not looking at him] You know...

[she bursts into smoke and hundreds of Mini Urds surround him, each carrying a water balloon as they all chime simultaneously] You should really know better!

[and then they all throw their water balloons]

[ttlynotblue.livejournal.com]

I know. [He replies in disappointment. Curse his caring nature. He allows himself to be pelted by the water balloons as punishment... Before dropping an enormous water balloon on top said Mini Urds >|]

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

[all the Mini Urds look up as one with the same horrified expression as the giant balloon drops; after the explosion of water, there doesn't seem to be any sign of the goddess...oh, wait. There she is, normal sized and imprinted deep within the wet sand]

[ttlynotblue.livejournal.com]

[Genie pokes at her with a long stick he picked up off the beach]

My bad.

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

[she groans and sits up, caked in sand and looking less-than-sexy] O-Okay...time out. [she grants him a wry smile, brushing sand off her arms]

I need a break after all that.