http://tenshinomakai.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] tenshinomakai.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paixaocrack2011-05-18 10:04 pm

WATER WARS

You know what we need? I'll tell you what we need. We need...

A WATER WAR.

It's a bright sunny day at Destiny Islands and someone -- one might assume a goddess or something -- has left out a whole ARSENAL of water pistols, guns, cannons, kitchen sinks, ect. Anything you might need to get your friends or maybe that mouthy jerk a big splash to their stupid face! Maybe you wanna make up some of your own games or form alliances or just avoid getting wet in general (No one likes the smell of wet lion, no matter what they tell you).

This is just like every other sundry crack meme thing: post to be attacked or post to other threads to attack. Make more than one thread for different battles or alliances! Basically GO NUTS.

[identity profile] generous-jewel.livejournal.com 2011-05-20 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[guess who is NOT playing, whatsoever, are you even KIDDING? Some ways away, she's sitting on a fluffy purple towel, eyeing Mac with silent suspicion]

[identity profile] eeeyup.livejournal.com 2011-05-20 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
( y so suspicious? he's piling up the balloons now... trying to get a grip on a few that he's attempting to transport from one region to another... they're kinda... balancing a little as he walks over your way, trying to maneuver around... )

[identity profile] generous-jewel.livejournal.com 2011-05-20 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[she frowns as he makes his way over, eyes narrowing behind the sunglasses she is totally wearing] Big Mac, you keep away from me, now! I absolutely will not allow my mane to get wet, do you hear me?

[identity profile] eeeyup.livejournal.com 2011-05-20 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? ( perish the thought, rarity... ) Oh no, I was jus-- ( whoops! almost lost the load there... but caught his balance at the last moment ) Just gettin' some together for some of the young'uns so they could -- Wh-woah! ( and down they come crashing... )

[identity profile] generous-jewel.livejournal.com 2011-05-20 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[with every unbalanced wobble, she flinches, slowly scooting back on her haunches as he approaches -- when the inevitable happens, she screams!] NOOOOOO! [even as she manages to dodge ONE balloon, another explodes in her path, splashing her legs, which causes her to panic, which causes her to NOT dodge the other billion balloons]

...

[and now she is standing stiffly, curled mane and tail completely straight and dripping, her sunglasses askew]

[identity profile] eeeyup.livejournal.com 2011-05-20 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
( staring at you... kinda wide eyed not sure what to do... ) S... Sorry, I didn't mean ta... y-you... um. Hang on. I'll getcha a towel...

[identity profile] generous-jewel.livejournal.com 2011-05-20 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
I...told you...not...to come near...! [she unleashes a battle cry, running towards the closest stockpile. As she nears, she uses her hind legs to kick water balloons straight at Mac]

[identity profile] eeeyup.livejournal.com 2011-05-20 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
( backing slowly... slowly... AND SUDDENLY ATTACKED. WHAT IS THIS?? he is still processing... )

[identity profile] generous-jewel.livejournal.com 2011-05-23 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
You big red oaf! You never listen! [she picks up a water balloon with her mouth and lobs it at him]