Tea Party Meme

[inthistyle.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the Tea Party Meme~!

Pick a tea you'd like to see your muse affected by! Have others choose for you! Use the Random Number Generator to pick! JUST HAVE FUN!

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc. - OR - Causes the drinker to freeze everything they touch

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11.Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

24. Apple tea: an apple a day, keeps the doctor away. Effects include a phobia of doctors, injuries, blood, other medical tools. Other effects will include: clumsiness and predisposition towards being injured.

Comments

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

Strictly speaking, it's not solely classified as a breakfast tea, but I drink it like that, so what the hell.

[cheerily, handing Urd a biscuit] No, I'm never alright. [wait, what?]

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

...

[she takes the biscuit with a raised eyebrow, nibbling at it] Really?

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

Yes, really. After centuries of countless creatures trying to destroy you and having to destroy your own home planet to stop your own people from throwing the worst tantrum ever, would you be alright?

[blinks and claps his hands over his mouth. He hadn't meant to say that; he was going to pass off his little slip as joking]

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Geez...[she frowns and sets down her tea cup, coming over to his side to place her hand on his forehead] You're not acting like yourself. What's going on?

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

I dunno, and I have no idea, which isn't new, but I like to pretend it is.

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

I always suspected. [she straightens, leaning against the table with her arms crossed] Doctor...I think somehow all your inhibitions are gone! Did you get into my medicine cabinet?

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

No, but I've always wondered what you keep in there. Ooh, there's an idea! I can get into your medicine cabinet! [what, no, he wasn't supposed to say that]

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

[she sighs and reaches out to grab his chin gently] No. Stay out of there, okay? I don't want to punish you.

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

Fine, then stay out of my bow-ties.

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

You need to liven up your fashion choices! [she frowns, tugging at his current bow-tie] It's just all bow-ties, all the time!

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

You disapprove of my bow-tie, you disapproved of the fez. What's more lively than a fez?

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

It's not about liveliness. [she undoes his bow-tie entirely, unbuttoning the top button of his shirt] It's a matter of appeal.

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

[swallows, suddenly getting very, very flustered]

D'you know, I think it might be an inappropriate time for this. [what, did he seriously just say that]

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Inappropriate to loosen your collar a little? [she narrows her eyes, smirking] Doctor, are you having...inappropriate thoughts?

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

... Yes? I might not look it, but I do that sometimes. [WHAT HE HADN'T MEANT TO SAY THAT]

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

[her grin is wicked now as she puts her arms on his shoulders, toying with the back of his collar] Oh really. So you think I'm sexy, do you?

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

I think you're incredibly sexy. [swallows hard, blushing enough to rival a tomato.]

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

[she chuckles a low, soft, husky chuckle] Wow...you really can't stop yourself, can you?

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

[swallows] ... No.

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

I guess I shouldn't take advantage of you when you can't help yourself, but... [she pushes him up against a wall] When else am I gonna get this chance?

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

[flails. Just. FLAILS] If you got to know me well enough, you would! And maybe even if you didn't! [why won't it stoooooop]

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

[she presses her chest close, running her fingers through his hair] Doctor...it's a shame it took tainted tea to draw out your honesty. You could have admitted that you wanted me whenever you felt like it.

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

[swallows, stating at Urd and stammering before he manages to get something out] But I don't even know you!

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

... [she stares at him for a moment before backing away with a shrug, brushing her hair off her shoulder] I was just teasing you.

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

[flustered Doctor is still very flustered] That's not fair! You know how I get!