paixaocrack | Tea Party Meme

Welcome to the Tea Party Meme~!

Pick a tea you'd like to see your muse affected by! Have others choose for you! Use the Random Number Generator to pick! JUST HAVE FUN!

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc. - OR - Causes the drinker to freeze everything they touch

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11.Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

24. Apple tea: an apple a day, keeps the doctor away. Effects include a phobia of doctors, injuries, blood, other medical tools. Other effects will include: clumsiness and predisposition towards being injured.

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[of course she sings, Doc, she's a goddess! Her voice is full of the power of creation, the song in actuality magical shorthand for the algorithm she's weaving -- the tea cups and the tea pot on the table begin to dance too!]

Blimey! Look at you go!

Your turn, Doctor~! [she pulls him towards her] Move those feet!

[gladly dances with Urd, moving more smoothly than a man of his apparent clumsiness should be able to. Oh, yes, he knows how to dance~]

Smooth moves, Doctor...but, um...I can't seem...to stop.

[she would like to stop but she's only just now realizing the full problem]

I know how you feel; I get a song stuck in my head, and I want to dance for days.

You're not hearing me. I really can't stop! [sexy hip swivel, step, kick]

... Oh. Well, that's a problem.

Don't just stand there...! Do something! [tempo change, time for some salsa! South of the border style!] Augh!

What was the last thing you did before this started? [dances with Urd as he tries to think of what could cause this]

[snaps] DANCING IS NOT A SOLUTION! [she lifts her skirt and whips it around her legs, feet taking intricate and smooth steps] I was just drinking...

[GASP]

The tea!

[shouts right back]EVERYTHING'S BETTER WITH DANCING! [easily responds to URd's movements; he's had quite a bit of practice over the years]

The tea?

Yes, the tea! It has to be the tea! A curse or some kind of potion or...

[oops, now it's disco. WHEN WILL THE TORMENT END!?]

[Okay, disco's too dorky, even for him. He steps off, contemplating, and scans the tea.]

... Blimey. What's in this stuff?

[sob] WHO CARES!? Just make it stop! [won't you take me to...FUNKY TOWN]

Right! Where do you keep your medicine cabinet?

You stay out of there! You'll mess it all up! [ah ah ah ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive]

Urd, I have eidetic memory. I'll put everything back exactly the way I found it, but I can't just run around the city back to the TARDIS, especially with the Master on the loose! Now tell me!

Hnnngh...! [she's now moved on to interpretive dance, and it's only moderately less dorky than disco] Fine! Damn it, fine! Third door on the left. It's all labeled with my own secret code, though!

Right, I'll be right back!

[takes off down the hall and rummages, the TARDIS taking care of the code - hah, code, what code. He brings back what he needs, and grabs a mortar and pestle and a pitcher full of water.]

Right! Your feet are gonna itch for a few days, but it's better than this. [gets to work~]

[she's rolling around on the floor by the time he gets back, pointing one foot and one hand at the ceiling and then twisting into a little ball -- she's dancing out her pain!] Ugh...remind me to never drink tea again!

Oi! Don't blame all tea! Blame this one; it's a very bad tea and I am sending it to its room. [keeps at it, mixing together seemingly nonsensical ingredients]

That's ridiculous! I should've just stuck with the sake! [jazz hands, pirouette, flip]

You shouldn't just drink alcohol all the time!

It's how I regain my energy, you doofus! We don't all have a TARDIS! Just hurry up! [she runs across the floor and spins in the air, landing on one toe]