paixaocrack | Tea Party Meme

Welcome to the Tea Party Meme~!

Pick a tea you'd like to see your muse affected by! Have others choose for you! Use the Random Number Generator to pick! JUST HAVE FUN!

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc. - OR - Causes the drinker to freeze everything they touch

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11.Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

24. Apple tea: an apple a day, keeps the doctor away. Effects include a phobia of doctors, injuries, blood, other medical tools. Other effects will include: clumsiness and predisposition towards being injured.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Hey, Basil! How's your tea?

oh yes, it's quite...[O_O] Quite...

Q-quite...heh...heheh...

[O_O'']

[slowly raises an eyebrow, putting her hand on her hip] Quite what?

[AVERTING EYES OH GOD WHY]

Q-quite...g-g-good...heheh...

[steps closer, frowning] Are you freaking out? You're freaking out. What's going on?

[W-W-WHY IS SH-SHE G-GETTING CLOSER?!?!?!]

I-I'm not freaking out! [BLUSHING FIERCELY]

You are! Just...here, look at me. [she grabs his face to force him to look at her] You're running a temperature!

[O_________________O]

Let's get you lying down. You look like you're gonna pass out at any moment. [she takes him by the waist and drags him to the very convenient bed that was over there in the corner the whole time.]

Y-yes...I sh-should...l-lie down...hehe...

[WHY CAN HE SEE THAT OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD]

Hang on...you dropped something. [she turns and bends over to retrieve whatever item Basil might have dropped]

GAH!! [flails and falls over backward]

Eh? [she turns around in confusion] Okay, you are acting even weirder than usual. What was in that tea?

[STARING DIRECTLY AT THE CEILING]

I assure you I have no idea.

Well, what are your symptoms? Are you hallucinating?

I'm inclined to think hallucinations would be far more preferable.

Preferable to what?

[puts a hand over his eyes in case she tries to lean over him or something]

Preferable to having somehow gained the involuntary ability to...s-see...through...clothing.

... [that's when Urd burst into hysterical laughter]

I-I-IT IS NOT. FUNNY!!

[still laughing! No, wait, give her a moment...nope, never mind, more laughing. Finally she composes herself enough to talk.]

You must be living a nightmare right now! [snicker]