Tea Party Meme

[inthistyle.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the Tea Party Meme~!

Pick a tea you'd like to see your muse affected by! Have others choose for you! Use the Random Number Generator to pick! JUST HAVE FUN!

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc. - OR - Causes the drinker to freeze everything they touch

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11.Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

24. Apple tea: an apple a day, keeps the doctor away. Effects include a phobia of doctors, injuries, blood, other medical tools. Other effects will include: clumsiness and predisposition towards being injured.

Comments

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

It's because I wear it, and I don't care.

Oh, just call him Doctor. Or Ten, if you like.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Right, right, Doctor. He ain't a bow-tie guy. But you, Doctor, got it. And you got the Hakuna Matata attitude too. I like that.

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

Why, thank you!

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Where you from anyway? Maybe when all this is done we could still hang out - uh, if you're from the same world. I'm startin' to hear mine might be the same as a lot of folks here.

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

I'm from Gallifrey. It's an alternate universe, I'm afraid, so once we all go home, that's it.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Alternate... Universe. [The... thingy the world- er, words, are in?]

You mean there are more than one? Aren't we all in the same universe?

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

Nope! THere are countless alternate universes!

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Oh. [That's... a lot for his head. The only reason he knows anything about this stuff is thanks to Laharl making fun of him.]

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

[grin~]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Then... Hm. Guess there's no way to walk between alternate universes?

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

Not without causing both universes to boil and possibly explode.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

... What?

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

It would severely damage the worlds that were being traveled to and from. It would also tear holes in the respective universes.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

H-how? Isn't it just like walking from the park to the hat shop?

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

No, because you sort of imprint upon the universe, except you don't really, forget imprinting. But it tends to rip holes. No, I got it! It's like walking through a spiderweb. It tears.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

There are spiderwebs keeping us apart?

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

No, that was a metaphor.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Oh.

So, a giant spider?

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

... No. No spider.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

What else spins webs then?

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

Blimey! When did we get on non-metaphorical webs?

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Uh... The universe... s?

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

Oh, right, the universes.

Don't cross over.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

But how did we cross over?

[shout-geronimo.livejournal.com]

I have no idea, but there it is.