Tea Party Meme

[inthistyle.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the Tea Party Meme~!

Pick a tea you'd like to see your muse affected by! Have others choose for you! Use the Random Number Generator to pick! JUST HAVE FUN!

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc. - OR - Causes the drinker to freeze everything they touch

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11.Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

24. Apple tea: an apple a day, keeps the doctor away. Effects include a phobia of doctors, injuries, blood, other medical tools. Other effects will include: clumsiness and predisposition towards being injured.

Comments

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

The water's to bathe in, genius. You said you didn't wanna stink like lemons, right? I'm helping you out.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Still? Why?

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Why what? Why am I helping you?

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I don't really deserve it. [What?] Ah-! I don't want you to think I'm weak. [What?] I-I don't want to be in your debt. [Nice recovery.]

[He turns his back to her. WHAT IS HE SAYING?]

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

[she pauses, wrestling with the temptation to tease him. Because, MAN, that would be funny. Instead she just pours herself some tea]

I don't think you're weak.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

Because I pretend I'm not. [What?! That's the complete opposite of what he meant to say!] I don't want you to.

Look, can we talk about something else? My mouth is working right... Isn't working the way I want it to.

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

[she narrows her eyes, glancing at the tea for a moment. Maaaaybe she'll just...put that aside for now.]

....oookay. But you should know, you're not in my debt. If anything, I'm in yours.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

You're just saying that to make me feel better. Great, now you pity me.

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Would you just shut up and get in the water? You're acting really weird.

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

What, you mean bathe right here... in front of you?

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Or do I have to pick you up and put you in that bowl myself?

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

I'm going, I'm going! [And going to do nothing but nothing but it in it awkwardly... if he ever gets in. The process of dipping his foot in and out of the water to test the water may last longer than it even :|]

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

[she watches...and watches...her eyebrow twitches and she flicks him into the bowl]

[cowardly-hero.livejournal.com]

[ >__< He goes in head first, in the process swallowing some water before emerges. Coughing, Timon glares at her.] Alright, I'm in. Are you happy now?

[tenshinomakai.livejournal.com]

Do you care if I'm happy?