paixaocrack | Tea Party Meme

Welcome to the Tea Party Meme~!

Pick a tea you'd like to see your muse affected by! Have others choose for you! Use the Random Number Generator to pick! JUST HAVE FUN!

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc. - OR - Causes the drinker to freeze everything they touch

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11.Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

24. Apple tea: an apple a day, keeps the doctor away. Effects include a phobia of doctors, injuries, blood, other medical tools. Other effects will include: clumsiness and predisposition towards being injured.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Because it's delicious!

You're out of your mind!

Yep!

You agree? ... You mean, you're okay with this?!

OF course I'm okay with it! All the best people are a little bit mad, you know.

Name one and don't say that 'Hatter' guy.

Me! And everyone I'm friends with, including you.

You think of me as a friend?

Wait... Did you just call me mad?!

Well, we have been - sort of? Yes?

What's wrong with being mad?

I'd like that. Ah-! I mean, I want us to be. No, no, that's not what I meant to say. What I mean is that I want to be friends. No! I don't want you to get the wrong impression, I really want you to like me. Why am I saying this?

[He buries his face in his paws. Why can't he say what he wants to say?] I really must be mad.

[smiles] Don't worry, TImon, I already like you.

We all are!

Really? ... What do you like best? My charming personality, my beautiful~ face?

Not only do you make me laugh, but you're a lot braver than you let yourself know.

H-huh? [Timon hurt itself in confusion.] You think I'm brave?

I think you're very brave.

I only pretend to be brave but thanks.

I think you look good in a bow tie. [Pff, like that even compares.]

No, no. [he's seen the movie, he knows things, man.]

Thanks! Bow-ties are cool!

It depends on whose wearing them. Some guys, like yourself, can pull 'em off. Other aren't so fortunate. Like that, eh... Other Doctor. What was his name again?

It's because I wear it, and I don't care.

Oh, just call him Doctor. Or Ten, if you like.

Right, right, Doctor. He ain't a bow-tie guy. But you, Doctor, got it. And you got the Hakuna Matata attitude too. I like that.

Why, thank you!

Where you from anyway? Maybe when all this is done we could still hang out - uh, if you're from the same world. I'm startin' to hear mine might be the same as a lot of folks here.